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Obama's first order of business

By Peter Hart
Thursday, Nov 6 2008, 07:43 AM

11 Things Obama can do while President elect

 
  1. Grow an afro—a big one (like Dr.J from the 76ers)  How cool would that be!!!
  2. Take cookies to his kid’s school.  Can you image other kids say their dads are doctors or lawyers, “yeah, my dad’s the president”  Also, plan a sleep over in the White House.
  3. Ask McCain to be Sec of Defense—talk about reaching across the aisle!
  4. Putting his house up for sale—“it a celebrity’s house and should get extra $$ for that, besides he’s moving up.
  5. Ask Bush to take down all the “Don’t mess with Texas” signs in the White House.
  6. Paint the presidential limo’s white.
  7. Visit New Orleans and hand out $20’s--- then go over to Galveston and do the same—don’t visit Galveston Island.
  8. Suggest giving away all our petroleum reserves, as a free gas giveaway, instead of handing out govt checks.   Replenish the oil reserves with cheap Canadian oil (with the Canadian $ so low and oil prices so low, it will be half the price of when Bush top the tanks off.)
  9. Order 4 pair of Alan Edmond shoes, size 13 AAA.  2 Black, 1 Brown and 1 White (golfing)
  10. Take golf lessons (from Tiger Woods), why?? Because you can.   
  11. Order address stickers  with the new "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" address

 please feel free to add to this list:)

 

Comments

Christine McLaughlin   

Dude, you forgot "buy the curtains you already measured. . ."

November 6, 2008 9:34 AM

90th Street Conservative   

Imagine if a conservative said "grow an afro".  

November 6, 2008 10:51 PM

90th Street Conservative   

Imagine if a conservative said "grow an afro".  

November 6, 2008 10:51 PM

Peter Hart   

Imagine if a conservative imagined saying "grow a fro"

Blows your mind don't it:)

November 7, 2008 6:49 AM

Mocha Martha Washington   

Peter, Peter, Peter, (think of Betty Davis saying your nanme)

My husband, who is of German descent, thought your blog was borderline racist.  I, on the other hand, being one of the few "Mochas" living in Tosa, thought it was hilarious!  I am making sure all of my friends read it to see if they can think of anything to add.        

But you forgot something...Obama should have a family reunion, order T-shirts for everyone, and take a family portrait on the front lawn of the White House with strains of "We Are Family" playing in the background.      

November 26, 2008 6:53 PM

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