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November 2008 - Posts

Obama's first order of business

By Peter Hart
Thursday, Nov 6 2008, 07:43 AM

11 Things Obama can do while President elect

 
  1. Grow an afro—a big one (like Dr.J from the 76ers)  How cool would that be!!!
  2. Take cookies to his kid’s school.  Can you image other kids say their dads are doctors or lawyers, “yeah, my dad’s the president”  Also, plan a sleep over in the White House.
  3. Ask McCain to be Sec of Defense—talk about reaching across the aisle!
  4. Putting his house up for sale—“it a celebrity’s house and should get extra $$ for that, besides he’s moving up.
  5. Ask Bush to take down all the “Don’t mess with Texas” signs in the White House.
  6. Paint the presidential limo’s white.
  7. Visit New Orleans and hand out $20’s--- then go over to Galveston and do the same—don’t visit Galveston Island.
  8. Suggest giving away all our petroleum reserves, as a free gas giveaway, instead of handing out govt checks.   Replenish the oil reserves with cheap Canadian oil (with the Canadian $ so low and oil prices so low, it will be half the price of when Bush top the tanks off.)
  9. Order 4 pair of Alan Edmond shoes, size 13 AAA.  2 Black, 1 Brown and 1 White (golfing)
  10. Take golf lessons (from Tiger Woods), why?? Because you can.   
  11. Order address stickers  with the new "1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" address

 please feel free to add to this list:)

 


 

Tuesday's predictions

By Peter Hart
Monday, Nov 3 2008, 10:42 PM

Here are my Tuesday's predictions,

1. Sun will rise before most of us.

2.  It will not rain in Wauwatosa on Tuesday.

3. Most of you reading this will have voted

4.  Some of you who voted will buy cookies (and they will be good)

5. Most people will wear the "I voted" stickers with pride

6. Many people will wonder if anyone would miss them at work if they played hokkie.

7. There will be a huge rush of media outlets trying first to predict the winner.

8. TV ratings will be the largest for any election ever.

9. The losing side will claim voter fraud.

10. Those who's candidate won will leave their signs out longer than the others.

I remember being 12 and watching the 1972 election with Richard Nixon's landslide.

I wasn't a Dem or Rep and it was on a black & white 12" TV but I got to stay up late and it was cool.

So if you have children, watch it with your kids.  It's very rare to see history happen.

Don't forget the ice cream:) 


 
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