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President Bush’s Top Ten 3am calls.
By Peter Hart
Tuesday, Mar 18 2008, 12:50 PM
- George I accidentally shot my friend, can you send the FBI over.
- Dad, it’s 3am and my fiancé isn’t home yet.
- George, I know it’s late but it’s Gen.Betreise and I’m out of cigars.
- George, I’m at the Minneapolis Airport and there’s been a problem with my stance.
- George, is Ben Lindin, If I turn myself in, do I get the reward?
- George, it’s Dad. Don’t name any Aircraft carriers after me until after I’m dead.
- George, it’s the treasury. Can we go lower than zero with the Fed Rate?
- Honey, it’s Laura. I’m staying over at the Cheany’s tonight so don’t wait up.
- Mr. President, the CIA said no to opening a facebook account.
- Mr. President, this is Air Force One, which movie would you prefer, "Superbad" or "No Country for Old Men".
