Family Guy

Let it snow, snow, snow.

Let's break the record!

Snow is prettier than rain!

Don't have to shovel it--- it will melt!

Go to the Zoo, no one will be there but the animals! 

Too bad Sunburst is closed.. 

Bring on the hate mail:)

Happy Spring Break 

1. George I accidentally shot my friend, can you send the FBI over.
2. Dad, it’s 3am and my fiancé isn’t home yet.
3. George, I know it’s late but it’s Gen.Betreise and I’m out of cigars.
4. George, I’m at the Minneapolis Airport and there’s been a problem with my stance.
5. George, is Ben Lindin, If I turn myself in, do I get the reward?
6. George, it’s Dad.  Don’t name any Aircraft carriers after me until after I’m dead.
7. George, it’s the treasury.  Can we go lower than zero with the Fed Rate?
8. Honey,  it’s Laura.  I’m staying over at the Cheany’s tonight so don’t wait up.
9. Mr. President, the CIA said no to opening a facebook account.
10. Mr. President, this is Air Force One, which movie would you prefer, "Superbad" or "No Country for Old Men".

TTS “lite” coming soon to the Web

I heard that TTS is expanding it’s format to include a TTS “lite”

I think this is an exciting development and could be a boost to those

Already enjoying TTS. 

TTS “lite” is said to feature new idea’s which will hopefully improve

Some of the shortcomings found on the old TTS site.

TTS “lite” will have the following improvements:

1. No more being called “newbies” .  New posters will be called “Fresh Airers”
2. Posters who obtain over 100 posts will be asked to change their TTS names (to keep from being considered a “usual suspect”)
3. Posters are encouraged to agree with other posters.  Any poster who disagrees more than three times in a week will have to sit out a week.
4. TTS “lite” names should be uplifting.  Instead of “Rotten Man” TTS lite would prefer “Good Man” or “Mentor”
5. Whenever a “Fresh Airer” posts for the first time, other posters should send welcoming greetings like “good for you” or “glad you took the time to respond”
6. TTS “lite” will have an active monitor who will make sure everyone feels good and is happy.
7. Topics on TTS “lite” will only focus on positive aspects of Tosa to encourage agreement and sense of belonging, instead of isolation and division.

“TTS “lite” sound like a great idea”  said recent poster  “Mountain Stream”.  TTS now

Is dominated by a bunch of blowhards, who are in love with themselves and who obviously don’t know anything about anything”.   

TTS “lite” is my cup of tea—for two!

TTS “lite”   coming soon to a TTS board near you!