He’s really old and we would have to pay retirement pension for very long
He pronounces terror “terror” (not “tear”)
Real republicans don’t like him
John’s not from Texas- although eastern Arizona is alot like west Texas
He invented the octagon (and fought Chuck Norris in it)
He said he would follow Ben Laden to Hell and kill him (if Cheney doesn’t get to him first).
His middle name is Norman
He won’t take away your guns (even if they are illegal)
He will make illegal aliens work if they want to live in American
His spouse is better looking than Hillary’s
