There is a free fish fry this Friday at Serb Hall starting at 7:00pm.
The Citizens for Moderate Taxation is sponsoring a free fish fry
as well as a little speech from Presidential hopeful John McCain.
Abner Doubleday, chairman of Citzens for Moderate Taxation, came
up with the idea of a free fish fry to drum up support for John McCain.
Doubleday said “we were kind of worried that no one would show up
for McCain’s visit and that would hurt his feelings so we decided to
give away free fry (like Jesus would do).” We want a full hall to show
that McCain can compete with Obama who had over 17,000 at the Kohl
Center on Tuesday”.
In a related story, Kimberly Clark announced that it’s employees will give
John McCain $1,000,000 for his campaign. KC also announced that it
is working with McCain on a new campaign slogan “Depend on John”
McCain has agreed to wear Depends from now until Election Day.
McCain said that it would give him extra 15 hours to campaign instead of
sitting on the can. “Just think of the voters I can get in 15 more hours”
“Depends” Now with Calcium!
Vote, it does a body good!
