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Saved by the Bell – The Musical comes to Milwaukee!

For the first time ever, Saved by the Bell the musical is coming

on the Milwaukee Theater on May 25^th. Saved by the Bell, is a

smash broadway hit and is based on the ground breaking TV sitcom

of the same name.   Zak, Kelly, Lisa, Slater, Screech & even Mr. Belling

will wow you with the fun, zany high school antics.   

Zak, who is played by Martin Short and Kelly, played by Bernadette Peters and

An outstanding supporting cast with bring back to live all the whimsical freshness of

High school in the California coast.  Great sets, spectacular costumes (especially Lisa’s colorful outfits) and thrilling musical score will not disappoint.  

New York Post theater critic Bill Zane said, it like High School musical but better, like on steroids.

Ticket will go on sale on March 4^th @9:00am.  Sure to be a sell-out, get your tickets before their gone.

At 7:00pm this Monday night at Eisenhawer Elementary School's Cafeteria (116th & Center) Mayoral Candidates, Jill Didier & Jerry Stepaniak will be begin the first of three free debates.   Mayfair Park Neighborhood Association is hosting the event and the entire public is welcome and audience questions (screened) are encouraged..

This is a great chance to meet with the candidates face to face, and hear what their ideas are for our city.

Hope to see you there! 

Be informed, it does a mind good:) 

Mayfair Park Neighbor Association is sponsoring a FREE Mayoral

Debate this Monday February 25^th at Eisenhower Cafeteria @ 7:00pm

(116^th & Center)

We have received good questions to ask the candidates however some

questions didn’t pass our screeners and the are as follows:

1. Who’s your favorite Tellitubby (and why)
2. If you could have any superpower what would it be.
3. What fruit best describes you?
4. Have you every had an improper relationship with a lobbist?
5. Is your spouse really proud of Wauwatosa?
6. Are you for or against doctor assisted suicide?
7. What are your three weaknesses?
8. Have you signed your organ donor card?
9. How would you stop illegal immigration?
10.  What’s your opinion on Global Warming.
11. How would you make the world a better place?

If you good, Tosa relevant questions for the candidate, or are interest in what

they have to say, please join us and come on Monday.

Free Popcorn provided by Boy Scout Troop  #111.

With none of the precincts reporting, 24 hours News & Video (in West Allis)

has declared Obama & McCain winners of the WI primary election.

McCain, who was in Cleveland and who was running unopposed (really) didn’t bother to comment saying “I thought the Wisconsin Primary was last week”

Obama, was thankful saying, “this is a great tide of hope for the future and we

will continue to challenge ourselves, each day, to be as hopeful as yesterday and

even more hopeful tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow ………..”

Voters are still encouraged to vote, even if is meaningless, to receive the sticker

of smugness for voting.   

74 delegates should go to the winners, unless they are super delegates and they will go

to the highest bidder.

He’s really old and we would have to pay retirement pension for very long

He pronounces terror “terror” (not “tear”)

Real republicans don’t like him

John’s not from Texas- although eastern Arizona is alot like west Texas

He invented the octagon (and fought Chuck Norris in it)

He said he would follow Ben Laden to Hell and kill him (if Cheney doesn’t get to him first).

His middle name is Norman

He won’t take away your guns (even if they are illegal)

He will make illegal aliens work if they want to live in American

His spouse is better looking than Hillary’s

There is a free fish fry this Friday at Serb Hall starting at 7:00pm.

The Citizens for Moderate Taxation is sponsoring a free fish fry

as well as a little speech from Presidential hopeful John McCain.

Abner Doubleday, chairman of Citzens for Moderate Taxation, came

up with the idea of a free fish fry to drum up support for John McCain.

Doubleday said “we were kind of worried that no one would show up

for McCain’s visit and that would hurt his feelings so we decided to

give away free fry (like Jesus would do).”   We want a full hall to show

that McCain can compete with Obama who had over 17,000 at the Kohl

Center on Tuesday”.

In a related story, Kimberly Clark announced that it’s employees will give

John McCain $1,000,000 for his campaign.  KC also announced that it

is working with McCain on a new campaign slogan “Depend on John”

McCain has agreed to wear Depends from now until Election Day. 

McCain said that it would give him extra 15 hours to campaign instead of

sitting on the can.  “Just think of the voters I can get in 15 more hours”

“Depends” Now with Calcium! 

Vote, it does a body good!

The first Mayoral debate has been finalized--Finally.

Thanks to patience from both Ms. Didier & Mr. Stepaniak, Mayfair Park Neighborhood Association is pleased to announce that on Monday February 25th at 7:00 there will be a mayoral debate.  The location is at Eisenhower Elementary School located on 11600 West Center Street.  

The purpose of the debate is for voters to get to know the canidates and their views on issues that affect Wauwatosa.

The public is encouraged to submit questions to our moderators.   Each candidate will be given a chance to speak on each question asked. 

Again, I thank both Ms. Didier & Mr. Stepaniak for patience and acceptance of our invitation and hope for good weather and a good turnout from the public.   

In a once-in-a-decade Snow event, the City Snowplowers did an outstanding job.

I can't image the hours taken, but all the major streets and most of the side streets look good (which is amazing)

Many times I complain when one or two things go wrong, today, public works did an outstanding job

with the mess nature dumped on us.    Bill, thank your plow guys/gals--they do good work!

PS.  Tell them to get some sleep--more snow acoming. 

Punxsutawney Phil didn’t see his shadow today because his eyes were stuck closed due to a severe sinus head cold.   Observers were saying that means winter will be shorter, however a really old Iroquois Indian who was attending the event was very disturbed.  “Tommy” not the Indian's real name, said “this is a sign—and not a good sign”   Tommy said that the great Chief Nuyourfac warned that the some day the groundhog will come out with no eyes and that would mean the big sun would come out and not leave, the great ice will melt, water will flow and crops will die.   All will suffer.  Pennsylvanian’s were shocked and asked Tommy if there was anything that could be done to save the land, Tommy said only that it was our problem and if we wouldn’t have replaced the horse, this would not have happen. 

After couple of hours some men in black suits took Tommy away and he hasn’t been seen since.

Al Gore couldn't be reached for comment.