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The Miller brewing company announced Friday that it plans

to debut its newest beer “Miller Cool” at the NFL Championship

Game in Green Bay.   Miller’s spokesperson Bud Mckenzie said

“Miller Cool" will be one of our greatest promotions.  It’s a lager

made with 4 special ingredients that combined give the beer a

great unique amber taste and a lower freezing point”.  Miller Cool,

has been tested in subzero freezers and is guaranteed not to freeze

during the NFC Championship game (expected temps of below zero).

Miller Cool, is to be sold only in 4-packs and only to people wearing

Green & Gold.  Bud said “those Giant fans will be sucking on beer

popsicles, while Packer Fans will be enjoying their suds without

those pesky ice chunks—which could cause a choking hazard.

The only ones choking at this game will be the Giants!

Miller Cool, sold only in the great white (and subzero) north!

The City of Wauwatosa announced Thursday that it’s has

contracted with an Illinois cat farm to purchase their excess

used cat litter.    Perrfect Cats, a corporate cat farm, for years

has sold it’s excess used cat litter to local Illinois municipalities

in the winter as a way to make money from it's cat waste.

Herman Potthole, assistant purchasing manager for the city said “it a win-win

for the city and the environment.   The City gets a salt-like material to

put on the roads, with less street damage, and the environment get

a sodium-free alternative”.

The common counsel approved the idea hoping to save the taxpayers

money.   Alderman Vandelay said  “This is just the first of many

programs which we plan on help the city save money.  We also encourage

homeowners with cats to use cat litter instead of salt on their driveways.

The mayor, a well-known cat lover, was unavailable for comment.

Hillary Clinton defends Terrel Owens in Tearful Statement

In a tearful statement, Hillary Clinton, (notorious Dallas Cowboys football

Fan) defended Cowboy wide receiver Terrel Owens for crying in his post-game

Loss interview.

Terrel, (TO) was crying like a baby saying “don’t blame Tony for this loss-it

wouldn’t be fair” “it’s a team loss”.

Hillay said it takes a big man (or woman) to cry on camera and that you

shouldn’t blame T.O. for crying-it’s wouldn’t be fair.

I other football news, it was alleged that Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones

Accidentally shot the Cowboys Offense Line Coach dog “Jimmy”.  

“Jimmy” is said to be doing ok, and will be up on all three feet in no time.

If war is Hell, than Bagdad has been Hell for the last six years.

It snowed in Bagdad today.   First time in living memory.

Maybe someone is trying to tell us something?

Sorry, the Mayoral Debate scheduled Jan 19th needs to be reschedule.  We were told yesterday that

the Wauwatosa Children's Theater told Wauwatosa West that our debate event (held on the same afternoon) would

limit their parking.  It would have been nice if they could have given us more notice or been more flexible. 

I hope Ms. Didier & Mr. Stepaniak will be able to reschedule because it's important to hear their opinions.

On Saturday, January 19th,  (1-3pm) at  Wauwatosa West High School, Mayfair Park & Fisher Woods are hosting a Mayoral Debate.   All the public is welcome, but the debate will mostly focus on Westside issues.

If you have any debate questions you would like to ask the Candidates, please respond and I will forward them to both candidates.  There will be some questions which will be approved by the candidates before the debate.  We are also working with the candidates to answer questions from the audience.  These questions should be sent up to the moderator and reviewed before being asked.

The purpose of the debate is to inform westside voters get to know both candidates better. 

Please keep questions relevant to Wauwatosa. .

Thanks.