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Tuesday November 27th, Dallas Tx.

ESPN announced today that the NFL is looking into allegations

By Jerry Jones (Dallas Cowboy President) that one of the Green Bay

Packers coaches was discovered videotaping the Cowboys practice.

On Tuesday, Green Bay Packers line coach for the cheerleading squad

Anita Mann, was caught videotaping the Cowboys cheerleading routine.

Mann, dressed as a Sport Illustrated camera man, was found by Cowboy

Security with a videotape camera and voice recorder in her possession.

Mann, who denied the allegations, said she was their to check out Tony Romo

not to get video of the Cowboy Cheerleading routine.    

Cowboy Cheerleading coach Busty Topps, didn’t buy Mann’s excuse. 

 “Green Bay Cheerleading always plays dirty and would do anything to

beat us—ain’t goin happen on my watch”

The NFL will review the tapes and decide over the weekend what action to take

against Mann & the Green Bay Packers.

Go Packers!!

The USDA announced today that starting next year

turkeys sold to the general public can be no larger

than 20 lbs.   The USDA decided to take this action

due to the thousand of consumer complaints that

they received after Thanksgiving. 

Most of the consumer complaints were a result of

People stuffing themselves on turkey and then feeling

bloated.  Bloating lasting more that two hours is considered

a health issue by the USDA.

The Inspector General of the USDA, Henry Wurst said

With all the problems with the food supply and tainted meat,

We thought we would be proactive with the bloating problem

And make a quick and effective decision to limit turkey size

So that this won’t happen next thanksgiving.

The USDA also considered making potatoes smaller but couldn’t

Because it was a vegetable and is not under their jurisdiction. 

I wish to all a Happy and Safe Thanksgiving!    Go Packers!

Also, here's a little funny on inner strength.

1. If you can start the day without caffeine,
2. If you can get going without pep pills,
3. If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
4. If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
5. If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
6. If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
7. If you can take criticism and blame without resentment
8. If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
9. If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
10. If you can conquer tension without medical help,
11. If you can relax without liquor,If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are Probably The Family Dog!

Remember to give him alittle treat on turkey day:)

Now that gas is over $3 a gallon and if the guy on "Mad Money" is correct, it may

hit $4 within 3 months, I need to find cheap Tosa Gas.  I live near 124th & North (which I

believe is the capital of high Tosa Gas prices ($3.29 for regular),

so I am asking people who find cheap Tosa  Gas to comment on where they find it.    I know on the

westside that 124th & Capital (BP) is usually 10 cents cheaper per gallon. 

Prices have to be near Tosa --don't care how cheap gas is in Oak Creek..

Thanks for your help! 

After three days into the writer's strike, all writers must submit stories they have been working on.

The title was as far as I got.

Writing (blogging) will resume once strike is settled.

Thank you.

Pete Hart

AANPB

(American Assoication of non-paid bloggers) 

Behold the future of Milwaukee County Transit:

Alderman Vanduley (9^th district) & mayoral candidate in Tuesday

Budget & Finance meeting suggested taking the “U” out of

Wauwatosa.

Vanduley said “ the “U” is silent and therefore useless.  I think

We can get tremendous saving from taking out the “U”.

We can shorten out our street signs, our government forms, and

a whole lot less typing by our clerical staff.”  “We can pass

all the savings back to the taxpayers”  It’s a win/win.

“Wawatosa, just looks better, and isn’t that what it’s all about”

Aldermen Fargus said “I think Vanduley is just grandstanding

This proposal will cost more than it will save, and he just wants

more press for his campaign.

The Budget & Finance board said they would take it under advisement. 

On another note:

Shout out to one of my peeps

Joseph and the Technicolor Sponge Bath

Thanks for the 3^rd grade flashback

No imitation—Vanduley was running before TTS (see Jan07 blog)

Wünschen Sie *** mit Ihrer Platte?    

The New Orleans’s (Tipatina House band) Subduds are playing

At the Miramar theater (Oakland & Locust) this Friday.

Saw them at State Fair last year when the opened for Nieville Bros.

and they were great.

Miramar holds less than 200, so every seat is a good one.

If you like the New Orleans sound, make some gumbo for dinner

and head down to the show. 

I you want to hear what they sound like, go to I-tunes and sample some

of their music.

(Get up and dance before the snow come calling)