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This was sent to me by my sister. And she was right.

Check it out and you will be amazed at that's out on the web about you...

SHARING WITH YOU SOME INFORMATION A FRIEND SENT TO ME ...
Beginning this month (JULY '06) a new database will be available to the
general public free of charge that displays your personal information
(names, addresses, phone numbers, birth dates). (Soc. Sec. is available for
a price.) The database is found at http://www.zabasearch.com/ type in your
name and check ... you'll be SHOCKED as I was!

I urge you to forward this email to family and friends. Check to see if your
name and information is in their database. If so and you want it removed,
send them an e-mail at info@zabasearch.com to request it be removed. I do
not know how our names are appearing there, but I checked my own and a few
other random ones and they are all in this database!


After opting out by email, check back after a few days to make certain your
information has been removed. If it has not been removed then file a
complaint with your State's Attorney General.

The state of Texas announced that it plans to build 18 high sulfur Coal burning
power plants in the coming years. In order to meet the anticipated Texas energy
needs of the 21th century, Texas Governor Rick Perry in conjunction with the
TXU (state’s largest utility) started the process of “fast tracking” the legal hurdles thru the Texas
Legistrator. The Bill needed to fast track the power plant is currently being opposed
by over 30 Texas Mayors, including Dallas, Houston & San Antonio.

As the Governor of California (Arnold Schwarzenegger) just signed legislation mandating
tuff new Ultra Low emission standards for new California power plants, Texas is proposing
New High Sulfur/highly toxic Coal Power Plants which would make Texas the most polluting
state in the US.

If the new power plants get built as planned, Texas would produce more carbon dioxide
than New York, California, and Pennsylvania combined. The plants are scheduled to come
on-line beginning in 2008.

Since Carbon Dioxide is a major by product of Coal burning and is the major clause of Global Warming, Texas may become the Hottest place on Earth.

Maybe the Current Governor of Texas knows something about his past boss George. Funny, when
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez called President Bush the Devil he was called crazy.
Who knows?


When Bush moves back to Texas in 2008, he may feel right at home.



This story is completely true except that President Bush isn’t the Devil. He may be intellectual challenged, a war monger, who is fiscally irresponsible and morally compromised, but I don’t
think he’s the devil. He may have been just the lesser of two evils.

In last night’s Common Counsel meeting, Alderman Vandelay announced an initiative
that would request that a George W. Bush’s presidential Library be located in Wauwatosa.
Vandelay said “why can’t we combine the renovation of the “Little Red House” and the
Proposed “George W Bush’s presidential library” together. The initiative would help raise
thousands of non taxpayer dollars for the Little Red House renovation as well as bring additional tourism dollars to the community. Since no other community has yet expressed interest in a “GWB Library” we would be high on the government’s list of consideration”

The Little Red House is the perfect size considering that the current President is not known for
reading many books. Vandelay thought it may even be too big. “We could devote part of the Little Red House to the presidential Library (maybe an aisle for his Hardy boys collections and Superman comics and an aisle for his People and Guns & Amino magazines. The rest of the space could be used for Wauwatosa History (whatever that is).”

Vandelay said, “talk about thinking outside the box, this is thinking outside the margins, hee hee.”

The only architectural change needed would be to paint the little red house blue.

The Wauwatosa Women’s Club was unavailable for comment.

AP announced a compromise has been reached between the White House and Congressional
Republicans regard language of torture identified in Common Article #3 of the Geneva Convention.

The following language which the White House pushed for will be changed to
help in the torture of prisoners held in secret prisons through out the World by the
CIA.

Out: Water boarding (simulated drowning)
IN: Surfboarding (having prisoners stand on a surf board for hours listening to Beach Boy Music)


Out: Sensory deprivation – placing prisoners in suit without any external stimuli
which may cause insanity?
IN: Tell the prisoner “I’m done talking” which has been proven to work on most wives
that will they ensure that they will continue talking”.

Out: Electrodes to private parts
In: Tasters to private parts

Out: Making prisoners strip naked and form a pyramid
IN: Taking away their porn channels


Out: Beating the prisoners feet while hanging upside down
IN: Making the prisoners wear 3” high heels during simulated dinner parties.

Also acceptable: Nuggies, Wedges, Tity twisters, Swirlies & Indian Sunburns.

The White House hopes that these changes will show the rest of the World
that the U.S. knows good torture when it sees it.



This was a joke.

Torture is a serious topic

Support our troops by supporting the Geneva Convention. It’s the ideals in the Convention
that helps protect our troops and keeps us civilized in an uncivilized world.

Milwaukee County Zoo tops “Fattest Zoo” List

In a recent Forbes survey, the Milwaukee County Zoo ranked #1
In animal obesity. The Survey was conducted sampling the top
100 Zoo's in the US. The survey listed criteria such as weight, height,
exercise, diet, amount spent in front of the TV and poop production
in their calculation.

Forbes survey pointed to late night snacks, such as “Ben & Jerry Ice Cream”
and inactivity as items directly correlated to the Zoo's animal obesity. Milwaukee
County Zoo official spokesperson Russell Funyon said, the reason may not
just be the reasons identified in survey, but the fact that the animals see
obese alot of people and think that’s the way they should look. Funyon said
“it’s no secret that African animals are skinny (Lions, Cheetahs, Giraffes)
and North American animals are fat (Bears, Pigs, Porcupines). This is because
it’s cold here and hot there. When you put a giraffe in the cold North America climate,
they tend to look like North American animals.”

Milw Co. Zoo officials said the public shouldn’t be alarmed and that more
research is needed before any conclusion should be made.


On another note. Jenny Craig has come out with new menus alternatives for zoo animals.

Packers sign Brett Favre’s Sperm to long-term contract

ESPN has just announced that the Green Bay Packers have
just signed Brett Favre’s sperm to a 40 year/ $40 million contract.
The contract includes a $5million signing bonus.
Bob Harlin, Packers President & CFO stated “this is a great day
for the Packer's organization. This contract will ensure the winning
tradition that Favre has brought to the team will continue decades from now.
We are pleased that Brett & Deanna made this move."

Favre’s sport agent, Ricky MoMoney said “this contract is the first of
it’s kind and you will start seeing more of this long-term contracts in the future.
After the contract was announced, Packers tickets sales (waiting list) increased by 12,000.
Fans that signed on for waiting list can expect tickets approximately the same time as Baby
Favre is ready to play.

Naming rights for Baby Favre (which the Packers now own) are estimated

at $8 million.

Details of the contract are still being worked out. The only major sticking
point is who the mother would be. Brett wants Deanna, the Packers want
Anna Korikovia or Maria Sharapovia.

Critics complained that the Packers may have paid too much. Noah Itlall from the
Green Bay Press Gazette said "40Million!, you could have got Joe Namath's sperm for
a six pack & a Suzy Culver look alike."

How ‘bout new locations for the firehouse.

I was watching the common counsel meeting regarding the debate on firehouse location,
It seems that the common counsel (except for maybe Didier), the City Administrator, Mayor
And the Fire Chief are only considering a few location options. (existing, Moyer Ct & Watertown
Pk). After going to Tosafest this weekend, I was looking at the parking lot south of the river/Chancery. I think it would be wide enough, it very deep, it won’t be affected by
trains, the noise won’t affect the neighborhood and the city owns it! The construction won’t
affect current fire operations and the parking can be moved to the area underneath the Harmony bridge.

I am not a flood expert, but I think the river is deep enough, so the area won’t flood, especially since
We will have those two huge water diversion ponds (West Nile lakes #1 & #2) to minimize flooding.

The Counsel should think outside the box. Explore many sites. What about the Western Metals site.
Move the condo project to the old fire station, and build on the Wester Metals site--maybe with TIF $$.

If you only consider a few sites then you really are limiting the City & the Fire Department’s options.

The High Cost of Babysitting

When my children were infants, my wife (who works full time) and I paid
approximately $14,400 per year ($1,200/mo) for babysitting. We were very happy
with our child care provider. I believe all child care providers are underpaid.

As our kids grew older and went to school, our babysitting costs decreased.
We still paid for after school & summer child care. We are paying about
over $5,000 (still money well spent).

When our kids get older and hopefully go to college, our child care bill will
increase again (tuition, room & board, food, car insurance etc) Again money
well spent.

Hopefully, after they get out of college (maybe grad school) we will stop
paying for babysitting.

Until the grankids come, and then we will be the babysitters.

I have no problem paying for our kids babysitting.


The Iraq Civil War costs about $300 Billion a year. There are appox. 80 Million taxpayers in the US

The current cost of Babysitting Iraq's Civil War is $3,800 per year, per taxpayer.

Iraq’s Civil War costs are off budget but are just added to the National Debt (with interest)


I guess my children’s babysitting costs will be much higher than mine!

Ten ways to make your wife happy in September
I am not advocating for this lifestyle, I just choose it.


1. Clean the bathroom(s) At least once a month.

2. Buy everything on the grocery list. Not just the stuff on sale.

3. Make dinner (once in a while). (eg Spaghetti. Pork chops, homemade pizza, etc)

4. Once & awhile, tell the kids to take a bath or brush their teeth.

5. Vacuum (and move the furniture)

6. Do less blogging

7. Put your clothes in the hamper. Fold once and awhile (hopefully towels).

8. Pick up milk before it runs out. Check expiration date.

9. Say something like “this is a really good receipt. Could you make it again”

10. Clean out the van (even if it's not your car).

Redd – Kneck Wedding

Laura Jane Redd & Jerry John Kneck wish to announce the
Wedding of Laura Lynn & Billy John on October 31, 2007.

The Bride from Wauwatosa is a 1996 graduate of Wilson Elementry school
and the Groom from Brookfield is a 2000 graduate of Carmel boy Home.
Laura works part-time as a drug tester for Abbot Laboratories and the Billy
is on work release and is in training as a turkey inseminator for Tyson Farms.
The couple is registered at Wal-Mart.

Services with be held at Milwaukee County Courthouse (where they met) and
the reception is to follow at the Pistol Pete’s in Brookfield.

The wedding cake was designed by Hosttis

The couple plans to honeymooning at Dolly wood (after the baby’s born)


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